Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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