he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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