That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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