Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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