Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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