Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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