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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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