she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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