is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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