I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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