I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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