You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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