So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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