Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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