I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Randomize
