Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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