And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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