I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I'm really busy with my period
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