What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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