I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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