I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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