When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Randomize