dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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