I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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