Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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