So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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