$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
You can make out without kissing
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