I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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