I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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