He asked me if I "almost moaned"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
me + whiskey = a bad person
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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