I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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