Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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