Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
false alarm, still single
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