why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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