Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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