Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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