im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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