i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Randomize