i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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