Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Randomize
