I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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