Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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