idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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