Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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