talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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