He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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