dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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