Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
