I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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