she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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