in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Edward fifth and chaser hands
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
