There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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