I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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