this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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