Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
she looked like the before picture.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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