you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I didn't notice because vodka
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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